Archivo del Autor: Equipo El Portús

– Aah, what a pleasure to be in El Portús spa, away from the cold and the daily noise! – Far from fundamentalists, from flat-earthers, from deniers… – And you? What are you? – I am… Ehhh… Elportusnist!

HACIENDA MONTALVO CÁMPING EL PORTÚS – For these fantastic Christamases at Camping El Portús. – To us. – It’s snowing!!! – Let’s make a wish! – María Jesús, the most important is that the client is satisfied.

– I love Camping El Portús but, due to the pandemic, I am missing the people. – Do you think this situation will last long, Mª Jesús? – I don´t know. But, maybe he knows something.

– Auntie, we’re studying world religions at school. – Interesting! – Do you know if the “fauna” that comes to El Portús is religious? – What? – I say it for this Amish turtle, it sure comes from the United … Sigue leyendo →

– Congratulations for your exam, Pablito. Did you have a good Holiday? – Yes. – And did you miss them? – No. – Here we are my friend, working online myself and online lessons for my son. – I see, … Sigue leyendo →

– There are no parasols on the campsite’s beach. – Well, no. – The campsite has asked customers not to reserve beach areas with their parasols out of solidarity … They can limit distances and therefore increase the health risk. … Sigue leyendo →

– Hello, María Jesús! – What a joy to see you at the campsite again! – Michael!!! – And the girl? Without a mask on? – Oh, my friend! You don’t know what it costs us! … – There is … Sigue leyendo →