María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 44

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– The plant life arround El Portús is amazing. I have seen Limonium Insigne, that is, Evergreen. Caralluma Europea, that is, Wolf Little Prickly Pear; Periploca Angustifolia, that is Cornical…

– Hordeum Vulgare with Humulus Lupulus, that is, Beer.

 

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 43

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-Be careful that I have a very powerful serve.
-Come on! Snooty!
While in Cartagena… 
-Is camping El Portús? 

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 42

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– What a wonderful view from the restaurant! I’d be here the whole day!
– Bip, bip, bip
– Yes?
– And the night as well?

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 41

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– I can’t believe it! There is nobody in the pool! It’s everything empty!!
– Quiet Aurelio, I know, is winter and see the heated pool like that, it give you panic…
– But is because we have 25 degrees!!

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 40

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– At Christmas, in El Portús, the indoor pool is the best.
– It is 27 degrees and always full.
– Mariano, I told you not to eat more “Turrón”.

 

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 39

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– Hello María Jesús! Are you in El Portús?
– Yes.
– I am in Cartagena… Enjoying a divine chocolate.
– And you?
– Me too.

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 38

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– Moncho, can you get me another coffee? Oh and book me a Paella at 14.00 o’clock.
– I’m not Moncho, I’m Adolfo, your boss. And remind you that you came back from El Portús two months ago.

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 37

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– I don’t feel like doing anything. Trinitario, what do you think as a doctor?
– I think that you suffer from the same illness that’s affecting the majority in the campsite. – Oh God, and what’s that?
– “Portusitis”; it’s characterized by not feeling like leaving this place and not wanting to go back home!

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 36

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— We’ll come back to El Portús. The equipment is awesome, Aurelio.
— The showers, the lighting, the activities… Everything is cool!
— I’m calling Luis, our CFO and tell him about this.
— Well, he doesn’t answer. Who knows where he is spending his holidays this year!
— Don’t you answer the phone, ehh…?
— Luis…. Do you come to El Portús often, ehh…?
— María Jesús…

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 35

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– Welcome to the Spanish courses. Hello Michael, repeat, please: “El pajarito vuela en el jardín”.
– El pajaritou vuela en el hardin.
– Ok.
– Mildred, it’s your turn.
– El paxarito vuela in the harden.
– It’s not bad.
– A new student! Scotland, Ireland?
– El pajarito vuela en el jardín.
– Perfect! ¿Where are you from?
– Mazarrón.
– Hey! It’s the only place to talk with you! I’ve seen you on the beach but you always go so soon… Would you like a vermú?

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