– We are the census guards of Cartagonova, you are under arrest for lewd and immoral behaviour.
– Off to the lions!
– Nooo!
– To the lions nooo!
– Really? How about we go to the shade of the chiringuito instead, María Jesús?

– Mª Jesús, your omelettes are really great!
– What temperature do you cook them?
– Same as Arturo’s.
– He doesn´t recognized climate change.

– Yes Amparo, have been the whole day without seeing the sun, but Aurelio is going to fix it.
– How? Is he going to remove the clouds? Hahaha! No.
– Yes, I know this is a wonderful place and is a Paradise.
– But you are hiding the sun! Go to Cartagena, please!!! Do you understand?*

*In Spanglish in the original version.

– Play? I learnt last year, paddle surf is my thing!
– I’m leaving, I’ll say hi from the other shore.
– I insist, play?

– The plant life arround El Portús is amazing. I have seen Limonium Insigne, that is, Evergreen. Caralluma Europea, that is, Wolf Little Prickly Pear; Periploca Angustifolia, that is Cornical…

– Hordeum Vulgare with Humulus Lupulus, that is, Beer.

-Be careful that I have a very powerful serve.
-Come on! Snooty!
While in Cartagena… 
-Is camping El Portús? 

– What a wonderful view from the restaurant! I’d be here the whole day!
– Bip, bip, bip
– Yes?
– And the night as well?

– I can’t believe it! There is nobody in the pool! It’s everything empty!!
– Quiet Aurelio, I know, is winter and see the heated pool like that, it give you panic…
– But is because we have 25 degrees!!

– At Christmas, in El Portús, the indoor pool is the best.
– It is 27 degrees and always full.
– Mariano, I told you not to eat more “Turrón”.

– Hello María Jesús! Are you in El Portús?
– Yes.
– I am in Cartagena… Enjoying a divine chocolate.
– And you?
– Me too.