María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 51

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– What can we do in Portus at Christmas time? Darling, there are lots of things to do! Climbing, rappelling, cave exploring… Trekking, mountain biking. But the thing I like most is canoeing. But it’s a pity, I’m left without a place.
– And how have you solved that?
– Well, I have Father Christmas to thank.

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 50

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– Oh! It’s raining lots.
– We are in the middle of Autumn.
– So… now what?
– Well… Let’s have another swim!
– Yessss!

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 49

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– So, are you going already Lourdes? But, your mother? Have you abandoned her? Remember the advert: She wouldn’t do it… Ha ha ha.
– Noo… She has abandoned us.
– Regardez mon estilo de petanca, garçons… (in French and Spanish: Look at my petanca style, guys!)
– ¡Lola! – ¡Lola! – ¡Lola!

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 48

mariajesus48– We are the census guards of Cartagonova, you are under arrest for lewd and immoral behaviour.
– Off to the lions!
– Nooo!
– To the lions nooo!
– Really? How about we go to the shade of the chiringuito instead, María Jesús?

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 47

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– Mª Jesús, your omelettes are really great!
– What temperature do you cook them?
– Same as Arturo’s.
– He doesn´t recognized climate change.

 

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 46

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– Yes Amparo, have been the whole day without seeing the sun, but Aurelio is going to fix it.
– How? Is he going to remove the clouds? Hahaha! No.
– Yes, I know this is a wonderful place and is a Paradise.
– But you are hiding the sun! Go to Cartagena, please!!! Do you understand?*

*In Spanglish in the original version.

 

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 45

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– Play? I learnt last year, paddle surf is my thing!
– I’m leaving, I’ll say hi from the other shore.
– I insist, play?

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 44

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– The plant life arround El Portús is amazing. I have seen Limonium Insigne, that is, Evergreen. Caralluma Europea, that is, Wolf Little Prickly Pear; Periploca Angustifolia, that is Cornical…

– Hordeum Vulgare with Humulus Lupulus, that is, Beer.

 

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 43

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-Be careful that I have a very powerful serve.
-Come on! Snooty!
While in Cartagena… 
-Is camping El Portús? 

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 42

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– What a wonderful view from the restaurant! I’d be here the whole day!
– Bip, bip, bip
– Yes?
– And the night as well?

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