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— Climate change doesn’t exist. It’s an invention of sun creem lobbies and…
— Don’t listen to that man. You, with your sun cream and under the beach umbrella.
— Auntie, don’t you smell like barbecue?
— But it’s forbidden.
— The Barbecue, the Barbecue!!! How I like the Barbiquiú!*
*Singing.