Archivo de la categoría: MARÍA JESÚS

— Wow, the sandcastle is looking really nice! — We can charge 10 cents for people to look at everyone in El Portús. — What a go-getter! — Today happens to be Entrepreneur Day. Come on, go get more buckets … Sigue leyendo →

— March is awesome. We celebrate International Women’s Day… — It’s Springtime— And… It’s the month for the welcome offer at Camping El Portús. — I’m off there!

···· And, finally, did you meet that handsome boy?— Oh, yes, I invited him to the campsite, but I don’t think he understood me— Wait, I have to repeat it again— Naturist! Not naturalist!

— And El Portús, little niece, has its own weather station. — How cool! — It predicts the temperature, measures wind speed, humidity… And if it’s going to rain. Today, for instance, it won’t rain. — Well, it got that … Sigue leyendo →

— And now, at Christmas, all that waste of lights and consumption. And meanwhile, the planet, with its global warming…— …more droughts, fewer resources, and the North Pole melting.— But Santa Claus lives there.— Ahem. He used to live there!

— Yes, I’m taking advantage of the campsite’s winter offer. I’m with my little niece for a few days. — The Portús campsite is commited to sustainability. — Ah! — Hey, what are you doing? — I’m holding you! Mmpf… … Sigue leyendo →

— Mariano, shall we go to El Portús naturist campsite this weekend? — Sure! —They’ve got some fantastic winter deals. — Winter? What winter?

— Sister, dear, thank you for taking care of your niece. This morning I took her to school and I was still thinking about El Portús. — She’ll get over it. Ring ring! — Hello! Who’s calling? The school principal? … Sigue leyendo →

— Michael doesn’t use sunscreen and spends all day in the sun. — Well, but I’m your aunt and your parents told me to look after you. — OK, you can go with Michael now. And in one hour here, … Sigue leyendo →

— Hey, doesn’t one get bored here?— Boredom? Come on, I’ll sign you up for the activities. — Colored necklaces… — Handicrafts — Masks — Paper ice creams, treasure hunting, aquagym… — I knew you wouldn’t be bored… How about … Sigue leyendo →