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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 110

— The temperature of the planet has risen by 1.2 degrees since the end of the 19th century. 1.5 is the point of no return! It’s not an option! — Oh, sis. My husband doesn’t believe any of it! — Of … Sigue leyendo

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 109

— I’m glad that you have come this weekend! But I don’t understand why you came back with Luis. He looks so silly. — You don’t like him at all.— How are you, Aurelio? — So busy, María Jesús. We … Sigue leyendo

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 108

— Oh María Jesús, we love you still even from home. I’m laying on the bed and I don’t want to do anything.  It must be post vacation blues.— I can understand that perfectly.— So you feel the same way as … Sigue leyendo

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 107

— Climate change doesn’t exist. It’s an invention of sun creem lobbies and…— Don’t listen to that man. You, with your sun cream and under the beach umbrella.— Auntie, don’t you smell like barbecue? — But it’s forbidden.— The Barbecue, … Sigue leyendo

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 106

— Let’s speculate. He had a difficult childhood but he came out of the closet and now he is a respected fashion designer in Logroño.— Now me: he had a happy childhood, he loved to write but he got into … Sigue leyendo

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 105

— How good it is in El Portús, on this green and cool grass!— Too bad they don’t have a pool! —Yes there is a pool, but you are on the golf course, good looking. El Portús tiene un acuerdo … Sigue leyendo

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 104

__ And I thought, in May i’m going to America. I’ve spent three thousand euros but hey…. tranquillity, sunshine, clear waters, tasty food…. Don’t you envy me María Jesús?__ Nope.

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 103

-My friend Michel says that he would like to come to the Holy Week procession, that he has never seen it. -Well, of course! -But, they are very protected! What variant of covid-19 is there in Cartagena?* *Speaking Spanish with … Sigue leyendo

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 102

– You have a rash on your body. – I know. – Atchua! Atchua!– Are you allergic to Spring?– No, I’m allergic to abuse, violence, intolerance, evil intentions, invasions…

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 101

CAMPING NATURISTA EL PORTÚS. INDOOR SWIMMING POOL– What do you want for Valentine’s Day?– A chocolate bar.– That’s what adults do, they go to the gym and then they eat too much of the wrong food. I don’t want a … Sigue leyendo

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