Archivo de la categoría: MARÍA JESÚS

— Alright, we’ve seen how tan you all got from your vacation. Now we know we have to give it our all for these Carthaginian and Roman festivals. — Maria Jesús, I hope you nail your role as Himilce, ‘cause … Sigue leyendo →

— I don’t believe in climate change. It’s made up.— You’re not a flat-earther too, are you?— Ugh, the amount of stuff NASA hides from us.— Dad, come play in the sand with me.— Let’s go!— And now what do … Sigue leyendo →

— Hi! — Hi! — This castle is so ugly. You can’t even see the princess or the knights. — It’s not a castle. It’s a village… — …a Palestinian village, with its white houses, happy people, and kids in … Sigue leyendo →

— Oh, sweetie. I’m in the hospital, but they treat me so well… The doctor is a gem, the nurses are wonderful, and the aides too… But the woman in the next bed… — Hey, son, keep an eye on … Sigue leyendo →

— I love May. The sun’s starting to warm up, makes you wanna hit the beach. — I can’t go, I’ve gained weight and got stretch marks, even. — What you need is some nature therapy, feeling like you’re part … Sigue leyendo →

— Wow, the sandcastle is looking really nice! — We can charge 10 cents for people to look at everyone in El Portús. — What a go-getter! — Today happens to be Entrepreneur Day. Come on, go get more buckets … Sigue leyendo →

— March is awesome. We celebrate International Women’s Day… — It’s Springtime— And… It’s the month for the welcome offer at Camping El Portús. — I’m off there!

···· And, finally, did you meet that handsome boy?— Oh, yes, I invited him to the campsite, but I don’t think he understood me— Wait, I have to repeat it again— Naturist! Not naturalist!

— And El Portús, little niece, has its own weather station. — How cool! — It predicts the temperature, measures wind speed, humidity… And if it’s going to rain. Today, for instance, it won’t rain. — Well, it got that … Sigue leyendo →

— And now, at Christmas, all that waste of lights and consumption. And meanwhile, the planet, with its global warming…— …more droughts, fewer resources, and the North Pole melting.— But Santa Claus lives there.— Ahem. He used to live there!