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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 99

— What if infections go up, what if they go down. Now masks, then no.— What if the nightclubs close. The restaurants are at 70%, then at 50%.— What if you can’t smoke on the terraces, then you can. María … Sigue leyendo

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 98

QUESTIONS ON BLACK FRIDAY IN THE CITY– Does this phone have LRTQ2 satellital wifi with connection to the COAXIAL CQ?– Yes.– Does this have bluefus input compatible with guindou and S3 differentiator?– No.– Is it a free plis screen configured … Sigue leyendo

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 97

– Auntie, if you were a witch, what would you use the broom for? – Me? – Well, to fly. And you? – Well I… – …to hit with the broom those who don’t fix the Mar Menor.

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 96

#SOSMarMenor#ILPMarMenor

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 95

– The Virgin lives! – Are you devoted to the Virgin? – No, no but I like traditions. – I was running out because I thought that I was going to be late – Are you from Portús? – How … Sigue leyendo

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 94

– I recently found out that 7th July was San Fermín, the Chocolate Day and The Naturism Day.– I know.– Wich one did you celebrate?– Ñam, ñam, crunch…– And why did I have to choose?

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 93

– Hello little niece, How are you? – Not good, Michael can´t leave London. – Have you ever been in love? – Yes I have. It´s painful not to be able to see the one you love. There is no … Sigue leyendo

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 92

-You must go through receipt; there is space to park. You can shower and change in one of the toilets. – You go to the beach bar … You order two vermouths and an octopus tapa… I’m going there. And … Sigue leyendo

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 91

– It’s Book Month, so at least review Don Quijote again! – Sancho my friend. How beautiful Barcelona beach is! – Don Quijote!  This is ‘El Portús’ ! – …El Portús! – Can I put my hat on? I said it … Sigue leyendo

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 90

– Ma’am, you shouldn’t be in the sun at this time. Each day its intensity increases as well as the ultraviolet radiations. It would be nice, if you combine sun and a bathe in the sea, it has many minerals … Sigue leyendo

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