Archivo de la categoría: MARÍA JESÚS

— I fancy him a lot although he has his funny little ways, he loves to burp in public. — He says some swear words and if he feels like peeing he does wherever he is, ha ha ha ha. … Sigue leyendo →

— Ernesto, Hello! Happy New Year! I’m in El Portús, in the Winter pool. And you?— I’m in the Alps. You know that I love skiing, the cold, the snow… But… You know how much I’ve doubted about climate change?— … Sigue leyendo →

— But are you Santa? So thin?— Sorrows make you lose weight.— Broth with Jerez, Potato Gratin, Ginger Ossobuco, Roasted Apple… God!— This is what El Portús and Moncho’s cuisine have.— Now I have energy… Hey, and for New Year’s … Sigue leyendo →

— The temperature of the planet has risen by 1.2 degrees since the end of the 19th century. 1.5 is the point of no return! It’s not an option! — Oh, sis. My husband doesn’t believe any of it! — Of … Sigue leyendo →

— I’m glad that you have come this weekend! But I don’t understand why you came back with Luis. He looks so silly. — You don’t like him at all.— How are you, Aurelio? — So busy, María Jesús. We … Sigue leyendo →

— Oh María Jesús, we love you still even from home. I’m laying on the bed and I don’t want to do anything.  It must be post vacation blues.— I can understand that perfectly.— So you feel the same way as … Sigue leyendo →

— Climate change doesn’t exist. It’s an invention of sun creem lobbies and…— Don’t listen to that man. You, with your sun cream and under the beach umbrella.— Auntie, don’t you smell like barbecue? — But it’s forbidden.— The Barbecue, … Sigue leyendo →

— Let’s speculate. He had a difficult childhood but he came out of the closet and now he is a respected fashion designer in Logroño.— Now me: he had a happy childhood, he loved to write but he got into … Sigue leyendo →

— How good it is in El Portús, on this green and cool grass!— Too bad they don’t have a pool! —Yes there is a pool, but you are on the golf course, good looking. El Portús tiene un acuerdo … Sigue leyendo →

__ And I thought, in May i’m going to America. I’ve spent three thousand euros but hey…. tranquillity, sunshine, clear waters, tasty food…. Don’t you envy me María Jesús?__ Nope.