Archivo del Autor: El Portús

María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 104

__ And I thought, in May i’m going to America. I’ve spent three thousand euros but hey…. tranquillity, sunshine, clear waters, tasty food…. Don’t you envy me María Jesús?__ Nope.

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 103

-My friend Michel says that he would like to come to the Holy Week procession, that he has never seen it. -Well, of course! -But, they are very protected! What variant of covid-19 is there in Cartagena?* *Speaking Spanish with … Sigue leyendo

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 102

– You have a rash on your body. – I know. – Atchua! Atchua!– Are you allergic to Spring?– No, I’m allergic to abuse, violence, intolerance, evil intentions, invasions…

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 101

CAMPING NATURISTA EL PORTÚS. INDOOR SWIMMING POOL– What do you want for Valentine’s Day?– A chocolate bar.– That’s what adults do, they go to the gym and then they eat too much of the wrong food. I don’t want a … Sigue leyendo

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 100

— And with all the facilities and activities in El Portús, we have a great time.— Tomorrow we celebrate Penguin Awareness Day.— And did you pay for their trip from the Pole? — Hey?— No, we came alone. Thanks to … Sigue leyendo

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 99

— What if infections go up, what if they go down. Now masks, then no.— What if the nightclubs close. The restaurants are at 70%, then at 50%.— What if you can’t smoke on the terraces, then you can. María … Sigue leyendo

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 98

QUESTIONS ON BLACK FRIDAY IN THE CITY– Does this phone have LRTQ2 satellital wifi with connection to the COAXIAL CQ?– Yes.– Does this have bluefus input compatible with guindou and S3 differentiator?– No.– Is it a free plis screen configured … Sigue leyendo

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 97

– Auntie, if you were a witch, what would you use the broom for? – Me? – Well, to fly. And you? – Well I… – …to hit with the broom those who don’t fix the Mar Menor.

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 96

#SOSMarMenor#ILPMarMenor

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 95

– The Virgin lives! – Are you devoted to the Virgin? – No, no but I like traditions. – I was running out because I thought that I was going to be late – Are you from Portús? – How … Sigue leyendo

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