Archivo de la categoría: MARÍA JESÚS

— Auntie, we’ve just heard that the camping is looking for staff for this summer.— I would think so.— Do you want work? Well that’s ok and in return we will give you a nice snack.— Snack? No! We want to be paid … Sigue leyendo →

— Aunty, Michael says that very soon artificial intelligence will do everything. …. Oh, my God. —  And that worries you? — A bit. — Do you think artificial intelligence will give you an aunty like me with whom you can make … Sigue leyendo →

— Children, don’t move from here! I’m going to ask that friend for sun cream and I’ll be back. — Yes, as I was saying, all my classmates don’t understand the naturism concept, the connection with nature and the values … Sigue leyendo →

— Hi sis, I’m glad Gabi is with you! He is always telling me that you’ve been visiting museums …— Having ice cream in Cartagena’s port. Make sure he wears his hat in the sun so that he doesn’t burn.— … Sigue leyendo →

— I fancy him a lot although he has his funny little ways, he loves to burp in public. — He says some swear words and if he feels like peeing he does wherever he is, ha ha ha ha. … Sigue leyendo →

— Ernesto, Hello! Happy New Year! I’m in El Portús, in the Winter pool. And you?— I’m in the Alps. You know that I love skiing, the cold, the snow… But… You know how much I’ve doubted about climate change?— … Sigue leyendo →

— But are you Santa? So thin?— Sorrows make you lose weight.— Broth with Jerez, Potato Gratin, Ginger Ossobuco, Roasted Apple… God!— This is what El Portús and Moncho’s cuisine have.— Now I have energy… Hey, and for New Year’s … Sigue leyendo →

— The temperature of the planet has risen by 1.2 degrees since the end of the 19th century. 1.5 is the point of no return! It’s not an option! — Oh, sis. My husband doesn’t believe any of it! — Of … Sigue leyendo →

— I’m glad that you have come this weekend! But I don’t understand why you came back with Luis. He looks so silly. — You don’t like him at all.— How are you, Aurelio? — So busy, María Jesús. We … Sigue leyendo →

— Oh María Jesús, we love you still even from home. I’m laying on the bed and I don’t want to do anything.  It must be post vacation blues.— I can understand that perfectly.— So you feel the same way as … Sigue leyendo →