Archivo del Autor: El Portús

People of different nationalities celebrating the April Fair in El Portús Camping. But all of a sudden, it starts raining on the campsite. Despite this, everyone continues to enjoy the festivities. One and all? No. Guess who the Spaniard is.

– I think I’m lost. – You didn’t give the itinerary to your cousin? – As he’s new, maybe he’s got a bit disorientated. – How many asiáticos has he drunk? – He doesn’t drink! – Lie!

– I’m thinking about buying a weekend in Camping Portus, as a gift for my Borja. – But you’ve only known him a month, are you sure? – He’s my soul mate. – Do you like my Valentines Day present … Sigue leyendo →

– Hello Amparo, How are you? – Ay darling, I’m so stressed out with the sales. But where are you? – I’m at home. I’m trying on clothes, and you? – I’m in El Portús, I´m taking off!  

  – What can we do in Portus at Christmas time? Darling, there are lots of things to do! Climbing, rappelling, cave exploring… Trekking, mountain biking. But the thing I like most is canoeing. But it’s a pity, I’m left … Sigue leyendo →

– Oh! It’s raining lots. – We are in the middle of Autumn. – So… now what? – Well… Let’s have another swim! – Yessss!

– So, are you going already Lourdes? But, your mother? Have you abandoned her? Remember the advert: She wouldn’t do it… Ha ha ha. – Noo… She has abandoned us. – Regardez mon estilo de petanca, garçons… (in French and … Sigue leyendo →

– We are the census guards of Cartagonova, you are under arrest for lewd and immoral behaviour. – Off to the lions! – Nooo! – To the lions nooo! – Really? How about we go to the shade of the … Sigue leyendo →

– Mª Jesús, your omelettes are really great! – What temperature do you cook them? – Same as Arturo’s. – He doesn´t recognized climate change.  

– Yes Amparo, have been the whole day without seeing the sun, but Aurelio is going to fix it. – How? Is he going to remove the clouds? Hahaha! No. – Yes, I know this is a wonderful place and … Sigue leyendo →