Archivo del Autor: El Portús

– I know that you are more than two thousand years old, but you are a child. – Glub, glub!! – Do you know what I have to do today? 14th of february, my pretty! See you! – Little tree … Sigue leyendo →

– Yes Mum, they have given me a promotion at work and I even have a helper. – This must be lots of stress and responsibility daughter. – Not much. – Will you know when you can return to El … Sigue leyendo →

– I’m paying with my credit card. – I’m paying with my credit card. – I’m sorry the credit on your card has run out. – Nooo! Let me in! I will wash the dishes and clean the swimming pools!

– Amparo , don’t go yet, there is a voucher for 18 euros and… – I can’t Maria Jesus, I have work being done at my house. Crash! Bang! Wallop! – What were you saying about that voucher?

– The clients have responded marvelously this summer.  Now the low season starts and I want to think of something that will seduce them. – Great, but you could have a more active role yourself Aurelio. – What comes to … Sigue leyendo →

– We have to find a solution. The customer is our priority. – Ugh! A chocolate bar wrapper! Does nobody work here.

– This year we have an excellent level of occupation. I am happy. – Well, Aurelio, the receptionist girls are not so happy. – Why?

– How lovely it is to wake up with your warmth by my side! – Aaaah! But who are you? – I’m Regina, the governess. – Who has let her in? – A small sign that says: we can clean. … Sigue leyendo →

– Here we have the rich flora of El Portús: el cambrón (To guide without having taken a siesta and having drunk some wines…) – And what can we say about the fauna. There are owls, eagles… – Here we … Sigue leyendo →

-No, Aurelio. It’s a good idea to receive customers with roses, but not on the chiringuito’s chairs.