Archivo del Autor: El Portús

-You must go through receipt; there is space to park. You can shower and change in one of the toilets. – You go to the beach bar … You order two vermouths and an octopus tapa… I’m going there. And … Sigue leyendo →

– It’s Book Month, so at least review Don Quijote again! – Sancho my friend. How beautiful Barcelona beach is! – Don Quijote!  This is ‘El Portús’ ! – …El Portús! – Can I put my hat on? I said it … Sigue leyendo →

– Ma’am, you shouldn’t be in the sun at this time. Each day its intensity increases as well as the ultraviolet radiations. It would be nice, if you combine sun and a bathe in the sea, it has many minerals … Sigue leyendo →

… And he approached me like a playboy. – Ha Ha Ha, well here without playboy but with sun. – Well Amparo, not now. – It’s sunny now. – Not again. – Well, it seems that yes, there is a … Sigue leyendo →

– I know that you are more than two thousand years old, but you are a child. – Glub, glub!! – Do you know what I have to do today? 14th of february, my pretty! See you! – Little tree … Sigue leyendo →

– Yes Mum, they have given me a promotion at work and I even have a helper. – This must be lots of stress and responsibility daughter. – Not much. – Will you know when you can return to El … Sigue leyendo →

– I’m paying with my credit card. – I’m paying with my credit card. – I’m sorry the credit on your card has run out. – Nooo! Let me in! I will wash the dishes and clean the swimming pools!

– Amparo , don’t go yet, there is a voucher for 18 euros and… – I can’t Maria Jesus, I have work being done at my house. Crash! Bang! Wallop! – What were you saying about that voucher?

– The clients have responded marvelously this summer.  Now the low season starts and I want to think of something that will seduce them. – Great, but you could have a more active role yourself Aurelio. – What comes to … Sigue leyendo →