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– You have a rash on your body. – I know. – Atchua! Atchua!– Are you allergic to Spring?– No, I’m allergic to abuse, violence, intolerance, evil intentions, invasions…
CAMPING NATURISTA EL PORTÚS. INDOOR SWIMMING POOL– What do you want for Valentine’s Day?– A chocolate bar.– That’s what adults do, they go to the gym and then they eat too much of the wrong food. I don’t want a … Sigue leyendo
— And with all the facilities and activities in El Portús, we have a great time.— Tomorrow we celebrate Penguin Awareness Day.— And did you pay for their trip from the Pole? — Hey?— No, we came alone. Thanks to … Sigue leyendo
— What if infections go up, what if they go down. Now masks, then no.— What if the nightclubs close. The restaurants are at 70%, then at 50%.— What if you can’t smoke on the terraces, then you can. María … Sigue leyendo
QUESTIONS ON BLACK FRIDAY IN THE CITY– Does this phone have LRTQ2 satellital wifi with connection to the COAXIAL CQ?– Yes.– Does this have bluefus input compatible with guindou and S3 differentiator?– No.– Is it a free plis screen configured … Sigue leyendo
– Auntie, if you were a witch, what would you use the broom for? – Me? – Well, to fly. And you? – Well I… – …to hit with the broom those who don’t fix the Mar Menor.
– The Virgin lives! – Are you devoted to the Virgin? – No, no but I like traditions. – I was running out because I thought that I was going to be late – Are you from Portús? – How … Sigue leyendo
– I recently found out that 7th July was San Fermín, the Chocolate Day and The Naturism Day.– I know.– Wich one did you celebrate?– Ñam, ñam, crunch…– And why did I have to choose?