– It’s great when I see families practicing nudism in El Portús.
– The way they enjoy themselves, they do look so harmonious.
– Lunch time, family. I want tapas. I got pee. I want fish. Paella for me.
– Well, Moncho will fix it all at the restaurant.

– Girls, I’m going to the gym for a while. I’ll be back soon.
– Ok.
– Considering how skinny he is, it has to be a good gym.
– Portus’ gym does wonders.
– Here I am.
– Oh, my god!
– I’m going to that gym!!!
– It’s great to have friends who are twin.
– An icecream?

And at El Portús camping, you can choose between yoga, aerobic, hiking, several contests, disguise parties…

 – rides by kayak

 -Something else?

 – And from time to time, little whales visit us

– We’re portuguese and we’ve heard that here there’re a lot of celebrations. As in April, we’d like to celebrate The Carnation Revolution.

– Of course.

– Correct! It’s April and there’re many carnations.

– But I think you didn’t get the idea right.

-Achoo!
-Achoo! Achoo!
– Damm it, María Jesús, this allergy is killing me! I can’t find a remedy for it.
– ?
– How do you say this remedy is called?
– El Portús!

Hacienda Montalvo at Camping El Portús
– I’m here to thssank you
– María Jesús! It’s Carnival time!

Editor’s note: Citizen’s approach campaign of goverment president Mariano Rajoy in 2015.

– Even in January, you can dive at the Portus’ coast. It’s great, you’ll see!
– It’s gorgeous! They allowed to be fondled! All they need to do is speak!
– We’ve got to ask Aurelio for a raise.

– And this is my birthday gift, Amparo
– Two people stay at Christmas in El Portús
– We cannot go because you and me aren’t not the nudist kind
– Amparo? This is. Javier, I miss you
– Do you really miss me at all??
– Christmas! Christmas!

-I’ve been in the library and I found out that a lot of interesting people was born in November: Madame Curie… Albert Camus, Bram Stroker, ummmm, Dracula’s author, I’ve always thought what so sexy he is
-I don’t know whether El Portús will make him feel good
-Ok, I take Camus, he is also charming

– On behalf of the Castillian Crown, I take possession of El Portus
– But What are you talking about Columbus? El Portús was already discovered Discovered?
– … and after Celebration of  Columbus day, we laid under the sun. Is this a sunstroke doctor?
– I’d rather blame it on the Jumilla’s wine