María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 36

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— We’ll come back to El Portús. The equipment is awesome, Aurelio.
— The showers, the lighting, the activities… Everything is cool!
— I’m calling Luis, our CFO and tell him about this.
— Well, he doesn’t answer. Who knows where he is spending his holidays this year!
— Don’t you answer the phone, ehh…?
— Luis…. Do you come to El Portús often, ehh…?
— María Jesús…

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 35

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– Welcome to the Spanish courses. Hello Michael, repeat, please: “El pajarito vuela en el jardín”.
– El pajaritou vuela en el hardin.
– Ok.
– Mildred, it’s your turn.
– El paxarito vuela in the harden.
– It’s not bad.
– A new student! Scotland, Ireland?
– El pajarito vuela en el jardín.
– Perfect! ¿Where are you from?
– Mazarrón.
– Hey! It’s the only place to talk with you! I’ve seen you on the beach but you always go so soon… Would you like a vermú?

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 34

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– It’s great to have a playground here at El Portús. Thanks Maria Jesus for telling me. See how he enjoys! And he doesn’t eat soil anymore.
– …
– He already knows how to use the spoon and can self feed.
– …
– He won’t use diapers anymore and asks for being taken to the toilet.
– …
– And he sleeps through the night. That little man is wonderful.
– …
– Are you leaving?
– Well…
– This little man looks wonderful to me too. Chao!
 
 
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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 33

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– In Boules, the goal is to throw this metal ball as close as possible to that smaller one
– May I try?
– I was talking about the other ball

 

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 32

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– How wonderful! I’ve heard very good things about the Holy Week in Cartagena*… That’s why I’ve come as fast as possible! Fast!

– Yes, no doubt about that. From El Portus, am I right?

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 31

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– I love El Portús with their offers. St Valentine’s day mmm… the spa
– Massages…
-Romantic dinner. María Jesus told me.
– Has she got a boyfriend?
– No, but I’ve already ordered one for her.
– María Jesús, it’s going to be worse if you try to escape!
– Absolutely no! I already enjoy the Portus all the year round!

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 30

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– María Jesús, I’ve bought such glorius things during these last sales…
– A gorgeous red coat, a soft scarf
– An angora wool jumper,… And you, you don’t need anything?
– No!

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 29

mariajesus29– Titaa, Santa Claus has not come!
– María Jesús, I don’t know what’s happened! Santa Claus hasn’t bought me anything!
– Daughter, TV says Santa Claus hasn’t shown up at any house!
– In the meanwhile, at El Portús Spa…

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 28

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-Pepe, it’s me, Aurelio. We’ve been waiting for you for half an hour now.
-You know, to talk about the group visits. Can you hear me? Haven’t you got anything to say?
-Ehhh…
– Help?

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María Jesús, naturista del Portús. Viñeta 27

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– One of the activities El Portus can schedule for you is riding a horse
– Take a look at this wonderful landscape!
– Alfredo?
– Are you sure this is not the first time you ride?

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