— I don’t believe in climate change. It’s made up.
— You’re not a flat-earther too, are you?
— Ugh, the amount of stuff NASA hides from us.
— Dad, come play in the sand with me.
— Let’s go!
— And now what do I do?
— You have to be quiet.
— Why?
— Because you’re a mountain, and mountains don’t talk.
— Oh, got it!
