Archivo de la categoría: MARÍA JESÚS

-You must go through receipt; there is space to park. You can shower and change in one of the toilets. – You go to the beach bar … You order two vermouths and an octopus tapa… I’m going there. And … Sigue leyendo →

– It’s Book Month, so at least review Don Quijote again! – Sancho my friend. How beautiful Barcelona beach is! – Don Quijote!  This is ‘El Portús’ ! – …El Portús! – Can I put my hat on? I said it … Sigue leyendo →

– Ma’am, you shouldn’t be in the sun at this time. Each day its intensity increases as well as the ultraviolet radiations. It would be nice, if you combine sun and a bathe in the sea, it has many minerals … Sigue leyendo →

… And he approached me like a playboy. – Ha Ha Ha, well here without playboy but with sun. – Well Amparo, not now. – It’s sunny now. – Not again. – Well, it seems that yes, there is a … Sigue leyendo →

– Aah, what a pleasure to be in El Portús spa, away from the cold and the daily noise! – Far from fundamentalists, from flat-earthers, from deniers… – And you? What are you? – I am… Ehhh… Elportusnist!

HACIENDA MONTALVO CÁMPING EL PORTÚS – For these fantastic Christamases at Camping El Portús. – To us. – It’s snowing!!! – Let’s make a wish! – María Jesús, the most important is that the client is satisfied.

– I love Camping El Portús but, due to the pandemic, I am missing the people. – Do you think this situation will last long, Mª Jesús? – I don´t know. But, maybe he knows something.

– Auntie, we’re studying world religions at school. – Interesting! – Do you know if the “fauna” that comes to El Portús is religious? – What? – I say it for this Amish turtle, it sure comes from the United … Sigue leyendo →

– Congratulations for your exam, Pablito. Did you have a good Holiday? – Yes. – And did you miss them? – No. – Here we are my friend, working online myself and online lessons for my son. – I see, … Sigue leyendo →

– There are no parasols on the campsite’s beach. – Well, no. – The campsite has asked customers not to reserve beach areas with their parasols out of solidarity … They can limit distances and therefore increase the health risk. … Sigue leyendo →