Archivo de la categoría: MARÍA JESÚS

– How wonderful! I’ve heard very good things about the Holy Week in Cartagena*… That’s why I’ve come as fast as possible! Fast! – Yes, no doubt about that. From El Portus, am I right?

– I love El Portús with their offers. St Valentine’s day mmm… the spa – Massages… -Romantic dinner. María Jesus told me. – Has she got a boyfriend? – No, but I’ve already ordered one for her. – María Jesús, … Sigue leyendo →

– María Jesús, I’ve bought such glorius things during these last sales… – A gorgeous red coat, a soft scarf – An angora wool jumper,… And you, you don’t need anything? – No!

– Titaa, Santa Claus has not come! – María Jesús, I don’t know what’s happened! Santa Claus hasn’t bought me anything! – Daughter, TV says Santa Claus hasn’t shown up at any house! – In the meanwhile, at El Portús … Sigue leyendo →

-Pepe, it’s me, Aurelio. We’ve been waiting for you for half an hour now. -You know, to talk about the group visits. Can you hear me? Haven’t you got anything to say? -Ehhh… – Help?

– One of the activities El Portus can schedule for you is riding a horse – Take a look at this wonderful landscape! – Alfredo? – Are you sure this is not the first time you ride?

– It’s great when I see families practicing nudism in El Portús. – The way they enjoy themselves, they do look so harmonious. – Lunch time, family. I want tapas. I got pee. I want fish. Paella for me. – … Sigue leyendo →

– Girls, I’m going to the gym for a while. I’ll be back soon. – Ok. – Considering how skinny he is, it has to be a good gym. – Portus’ gym does wonders. – Here I am. – Oh, … Sigue leyendo →

  And at El Portús camping, you can choose between yoga, aerobic, hiking, several contests, disguise parties…  – rides by kayak  -Something else?  – And from time to time, little whales visit us  

– We’re portuguese and we’ve heard that here there’re a lot of celebrations. As in April, we’d like to celebrate The Carnation Revolution. – Of course. – Correct! It’s April and there’re many carnations. – But I think you didn’t … Sigue leyendo →