Archivo del Autor: El Portús

— Yes, I’m taking advantage of the campsite’s winter offer. I’m with my little niece for a few days. — The Portús campsite is commited to sustainability. — Ah! — Hey, what are you doing? — I’m holding you! Mmpf… … Sigue leyendo →

— Mariano, shall we go to El Portús naturist campsite this weekend? — Sure! —They’ve got some fantastic winter deals. — Winter? What winter?

— Sister, dear, thank you for taking care of your niece. This morning I took her to school and I was still thinking about El Portús. — She’ll get over it. Ring ring! — Hello! Who’s calling? The school principal? … Sigue leyendo →

— Michael doesn’t use sunscreen and spends all day in the sun. — Well, but I’m your aunt and your parents told me to look after you. — OK, you can go with Michael now. And in one hour here, … Sigue leyendo →

— Hey, doesn’t one get bored here?— Boredom? Come on, I’ll sign you up for the activities. — Colored necklaces… — Handicrafts — Masks — Paper ice creams, treasure hunting, aquagym… — I knew you wouldn’t be bored… How about … Sigue leyendo →

— Auntie, we’ve just heard that the camping is looking for staff for this summer.— I would think so.— Do you want work? Well that’s ok and in return we will give you a nice snack.— Snack? No! We want to be paid … Sigue leyendo →

— Aunty, Michael says that very soon artificial intelligence will do everything. …. Oh, my God. —  And that worries you? — A bit. — Do you think artificial intelligence will give you an aunty like me with whom you can make … Sigue leyendo →

— Children, don’t move from here! I’m going to ask that friend for sun cream and I’ll be back. — Yes, as I was saying, all my classmates don’t understand the naturism concept, the connection with nature and the values … Sigue leyendo →

— Hi sis, I’m glad Gabi is with you! He is always telling me that you’ve been visiting museums …— Having ice cream in Cartagena’s port. Make sure he wears his hat in the sun so that he doesn’t burn.— … Sigue leyendo →

— I fancy him a lot although he has his funny little ways, he loves to burp in public. — He says some swear words and if he feels like peeing he does wherever he is, ha ha ha ha. … Sigue leyendo →