Archivo del Autor: El Portús

– We’re portuguese and we’ve heard that here there’re a lot of celebrations. As in April, we’d like to celebrate The Carnation Revolution. – Of course. – Correct! It’s April and there’re many carnations. – But I think you didn’t … Sigue leyendo →

-Achoo! -Achoo! Achoo! – Damm it, María Jesús, this allergy is killing me! I can’t find a remedy for it. – ? – How do you say this remedy is called? – El Portús!

Hacienda Montalvo at Camping El Portús – I’m here to thssank you – María Jesús! It’s Carnival time! Editor’s note: Citizen’s approach campaign of goverment president Mariano Rajoy in 2015.

– Even in January, you can dive at the Portus’ coast. It’s great, you’ll see! – It’s gorgeous! They allowed to be fondled! All they need to do is speak! – We’ve got to ask Aurelio for a raise.

– And this is my birthday gift, Amparo – Two people stay at Christmas in El Portús – We cannot go because you and me aren’t not the nudist kind – Amparo? This is. Javier, I miss you – Do … Sigue leyendo →

-I’ve been in the library and I found out that a lot of interesting people was born in November: Madame Curie… Albert Camus, Bram Stroker, ummmm, Dracula’s author, I’ve always thought what so sexy he is -I don’t know whether … Sigue leyendo →

– On behalf of the Castillian Crown, I take possession of El Portus – But What are you talking about Columbus? El Portús was already discovered Discovered? – … and after Celebration of  Columbus day, we laid under the sun. Is this … Sigue leyendo →

– I’m going to enjoy the El Portús activities, I’m getting a little bit of belly. – See you at lunchtime. – Little squids, grilled prawns, octopus, dry salted tuna, cheese, «Caldero Mar Menor» rice, a lot of bread, beer, … Sigue leyendo →

-It has been a wonderful dinner. -We have just arrived, I want to go to sleep naked tonight. -Me too -El Portús? … Hi Aurelio, I’m calling from the Hacienda del Alamo Golf Club. I don’t know weather your clients … Sigue leyendo →

– It´s been a long time since we´ve seen each other! At least five years. – At least. – I met a wonderful man from the north, we got married and I´ve brought him with me to the Portus to … Sigue leyendo →